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If you want someone who eats all the food you make for him, and who never tells you that it ain`t as good as his mother`s food....
.......get a dog.
If you want someone who wants to go out with you,anytime and as long as you want to....
.......get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote-control,don`t care about the english football and who wants to join you when you watch romantic movies...
.......get a dog.
If you want someone who thinks it`s good enough to join you in bed just to warm your feet,and someone you can push down if he snores...
.......get a dog.
If you want someone who never critise you,don`t care how pretty,fat,old or young you are,and who seems to listen to you with 100 % attention and interest in every word you say; and who loves you no matter what...
.......get a dog.
On the other hand!!!If you want someone who never listen,hardly notice you when you come home,leaves filth and mess everywhere,are out almost all night,comes home to eat and sleep,and is absolutely convinsed that you are made just to please him...
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....... Then you should get a cat!
What did you think I was about to say...?
Show this to all of your girlfriends to please them!
Show this to all men,just to tease them!
Hey! ....
.........HAVE A SPLENDID DAY!!!
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